Apikorsus Alley

I woke up late this morning
really late
zman krias shem?
no, I was up at zman
"I got home at 5:00am and I'm still sleepy"
So I davened by Beis Naftali
prominently located on the
shabbos killing ninth floor of an
overpriced apartment building

This month has been crap so far.
The high of being
"Goywonder, Master of the Jews"
has worn thinner than a three year-old's safety blanket
I spent a long time in frumville
but lately I feel a pull down apikorsus alley
must... fight...
Worst of all I found out (last night)
that my failure to speak yiddish
means I'm not a yid ;)

Than again of course I'm not a yid...
Ikh heys Shvartzer...
Oyf tsleuchis!