Girls


I was nervous
so I started talking,
all the witty things I think of
turn to verbal diarrhea
in the face of women
so as I was talking
all my thoughts were:
Why'd you say that
What are you doing
ARTICULATE FOOL!
so I talked less
now my thoughts are:
stop walking around
like some deaf mute
and socialize you bastard
so to all I ask,
why do we do this?