Things that are funny if you were on our trip

(note names have been changed to protect the innocent)
'Toli: Bertrand! Tefillas haderech! chop chop!
Bertrand: Uh, uh… I can’t say a bracha while I have to go to the bathroom!
Car: laughter
Bertrand: what? It’s really ussur!

Bertrand: Don’t adjust it (referring to the seat)
Fenula: I have to! My legs are too long… They fall asleep!

(commenting on 'Toli's driving)
Josie: is it avodah zora for me to kiss the ground when we get home?
Fenula (further comments on Toli's driving): H' must really love you

Cold=Josie's love life

Tom Cruise=Addictive and Risky

Bertrand: Is there gas?
Fenula: Oh, I got a lotta gas...
Bertrand: I meant the car!