le-ca-sot

I've been trying to learn hebrew
ani rotze "to die".
most of the guys here had bar mitzvahs...
they may not have gone to shul afterwards
but this isn't their first time
on the hebrew bandwagon
and I'm chasing the wagon down the street

Israelis are crazy drivers
when I call someone a crazy driver
it really means something
as I believed that I held the crown
until I got off the plane
I just watched a woman reverse
up a street make and illegal turn
and crash into a parked car
it's that extra bit
of the holiness of the land
shining through... *sigh*