this week

I have been sick
the bacteria of this land
see my body (or specifically my nasal cavities)
as their own
Holy Land
hopefully my T-Cells
don't do avodah zarah
because we all know
how that ends
Or even better
they get sick of the customer service
(like I am)
and take a plane somewhere else

I am going to start writing
my shabbos dvar torah
on wednesday
and spam people for comments
you have been warned