black rage
So I'm about to get on a bus
go back from Tsfat to Jerusalem
The line is packed
The bus is late
and we've all been
waiting in line for an hour
So when kicked in the legs
by an overeager yeshiva bokher
to get back home
to the holiest city in the holy land
what does one do?
A: Yell "BLACK RAGE!!!" and pound his head in
B: Yell at him constructive points about how it may not be good for his health to continue kicking you
C: Calmly turn around and ask him to stop, thereby shaming him and revealing your righteousness
I chose B
PS: this post is not a commentary on racial relations in Israel the United States or any other country, it was an attempt to introduce a quote from a funny movie
PPS: This day gives me an opportunity to tell the newest joke floating around the Yeshiva:
You know you're in yeshiva when you don't even realize that it's New Years Eve... Wow we're funny
Anonymous
I was voting for A, personally. Send video if you ever do it!
-DMZ
Anonymous
D all of thee above
Anonymous
None of the above for me, Get your Ivrit straight and put some "Black Rage" in it, that would sort things out.
PK.
;iulu
A.
no question..
(I'm sure he was a 'schvartz' too. no black hat??)
Anonymous
where the HECK are you?!
Anonymous
i just read (skimmed) like your whole blog even though i am suposed to be doing hw
whoa so interesting, i never found a blog from a perspective like this
(ill be back to read more)
Anonymous
Hey Nigel,
What happened to you? How is Israel? Update - inquiring minds want to know.
MLK
Anonymous
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